What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

How can you determine which type of underwear to wear with different styles of clothing, such as dresses?

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How can I remove decimals in math?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do dogs feel love?

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do good-looking men date homely women?

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are some lesser-known facts about Bollywood and the Indian film industry? Are there any insider secrets that only those in the industry would know? How reliable are these claims?

Dr No

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